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Match your inner eyes with your outer eyes. (3rd eye is available at a small additional fee.)
Really, really, ridiculously really long eyelashes are apparently the newest trend that one must have to be oh so Kardashianish. And who doesn't want that, I ask?
We apply them permanently to your baby
blues or browns, with just a few well-concealed stitches, and even include an itty, bitty, very small eyelash brush.
All for the tiny little price of 2 million smackeroos.
"You know you want them" says Paris Hilton
Oh the ocularity.
https://www.usatoda...nt-true/4428179001/ [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Sep 29 2022]
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Nobody wants to know this little factiod but I'ma share it anyway. That's just how I roll. |
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So it has been recently rumored that false eyelashes were invented by a Canadian prostitute to keep ejaculate out of her eyes. Debunked of course but still sweeping the interwebs nevertheless. |
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per link: cumbrellas?!? And are they factory tested? |
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My baby browneye's well covered in this department. |
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Gotta watch those Canadians. They weird. Or so I've heard. |
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