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Eyeball Lashes

Bat yours tonight
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Match your inner eyes with your outer eyes. (3rd eye is available at a small additional fee.)

Really, really, ridiculously really long eyelashes are apparently the newest trend that one must have to be oh so Kardashianish. And who doesn't want that, I ask?

We apply them permanently to your baby blues or browns, with just a few well-concealed stitches, and even include an itty, bitty, very small eyelash brush.

All for the tiny little price of 2 million smackeroos.

"You know you want them" says Paris Hilton

blissmiss, Sep 29 2022

Oh the ocularity. https://www.usatoda...nt-true/4428179001/
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Sep 29 2022]

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       Nobody wants to know this little factiod but I'ma share it anyway. That's just how I roll.   

       So it has been recently rumored that false eyelashes were invented by a Canadian prostitute to keep ejaculate out of her eyes.
Debunked of course but still sweeping the interwebs nevertheless.
  

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       per link: cumbrellas?!? And are they factory tested?
whatrock, Sep 29 2022
  

       My baby browneye's well covered in this department.
21 Quest, Sep 29 2022
  

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doctorremulac3, Sep 29 2022
  

       Gotta watch those Canadians. They weird. Or so I've heard.
blissmiss, Sep 29 2022
  
      
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