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A group of unattractive people are made super-hot through the magic of the extreme makeover. Then they are stuck together in some godforsaken hellhole, such as Illinois or Belgium. Next, a Survivor-like competition ensues. When one is voted off, a surgical team restores them to their former ugliness.
The winner gets to retain their new beauty.
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Cruel, but no more than usual. |
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<Cruel, but no more than usual.
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Well, participation would be voluntary, obviously. |
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One goes swimming through the gunk pond, the new nose falls off. When a crocodile bites one, a left breast bursts and flattens.As another one flies through the air on a vine rope the newly emplanted hair flies into the air and keeps on flying. That is one rts I would actually ...no, probably still wouldn't watch it. |
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...And that means good television! Let's combine McGyver and Elimidate while we're at it. You got my vote. |
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McGyver and the A team imagine what they would make from the contents of one barn. |
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as for the actual idea it would suck and spawn the even more suck worthy celebrity special version. |
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Hmm... McGyver vs. the A Team in a special celebrity Junkyard Wars/Scrapheap Challenge. |
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Verrrrrryyyyy innnterrrresssstinnnggg. |
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Queer Guy for the Extreme Makeover
Survivor Island Idol |
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The cons of plastic surgery an wearing fancy clothing on a deserted island would be prohibitive. Most everyone would be back to their normal self before long and everyone would hate to be stranded on a island full of fat people. Survival Minimum wage where rich brats have to survive by living like normal people would be more fun to watch and get better ratings. |
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