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Acupuncture is largely harmless, relatively painless, and
is
not effective against boils. This idea differs from
acupuncture in three important respects.
Your EBR kit contains a slim (though not as slim as you
might wish) needle, the tip of which is coated with a
small
yet adequately
sufficient quantity of acetone peroxide or
other primary explosive.
Leading from the back end of the needle are two fine
wires, a few feet long, connected to a cigarette-pack-
sized red box with the customary T-shaped handle.
Shaped charge versions are under development.
Mother of Satan
http://en.wikipedia...ki/Acetone_peroxide TATP is relatively easy to make and has been used in suicide attacks and in improvised explosive devices. Due to its high susceptibility to accidental detonation by shock, friction, or sparks [normzone, Aug 13 2012]
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OK, which fool bunned this? |
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not I: I'd go with a small injection of nitroglycerine. Flick it and shazam, boil b'gone. |
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Paint it on, allow it to dry, gingerly touch it, cackle at
the satisfying pop, nod sagely at the bonus
disinfecting purple cloud. |
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I had a boiler that explosively removed itself. |
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Ruthlessly effective! [+] |
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(C'mon, [Max], you knew I'D bun this, right? The only thing that would make it better is if you found a way to incorporate a cat into the idea.) |
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Make it for work for toe corns too, and I'll bun it. |
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//incorporate a cat into the idea// We are working
on a larger model for the removal of unsightly cats.
Watch this space. Meanwhile, wear a hard-hat if
you're outdoors during product testing. |
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Any abuse of cats will attract me as an implacable, devious
and totally relentless opponent. |
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Excellent! That's the sort of opponent we need.
Placable, vious and totally relentfull ones are no
fun. |
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// Any abuse of cats will attract me as an implacable, devious and totally relentless opponent // |
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However, abuse of cats will attract us as an implacable, devious and totally relentless protector, so come in [xen], let's see what ya got ... |
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Just keep watching the long grass. |
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Whatever happened to Curare darts? |
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By the way: for "boils", when I was 17 my mother
convinced me after a long time of "burning them", to
take Avipur (vitamin A) in the morning and evening
before my meal, and Evitol (vitnal E) in the afternoon,
an hour after lunch. Within a week they simply
disappeared without leaving a trace. |
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It's a shame the same can't be said for the cats. |
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Your mother and your lunch disappeared? That's a
terrible story! |
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