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If you couldn't get enough of the exploding cigar or the exploding golf ball, try the exploding condom! Just go to a party with plenty of sexual activity, and leave one where it'll surely be found and used. See the surprised expression on your friend's face as he comes screaming out of the bedroom!
Oh, the memories I'd have if these existed...
(?) exploding condoms
http://detnews.com/...807/04/07040061.htm
sorta... [egnor, Oct 19 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]
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Give us a link, waugsqueke. Please? I've gotta see this one! |
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I think waugsqueke is referring to the explosion that usually follows the deployment of a condom...More like an explosion suppressor. |
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1. Get a condom.
2. Get some rubber bands.
3. Find enemy automobile.
4. Open Condom wrapper.
5. Fill condom with liquid.
6. Fit condom over tailpipe.
7. Use rubber bands to hold condom on tailpipe.
8. Open hood.
9. Remove a spark plug.
10. Stuff condom wrapper in combustion chamber.
11. Replace spark plug.
12. Close hood.
Use your imagination. |
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Amishman35, what'll that do? I'm not an auto repairman or anything, so maybe I'm missing the point of the condom on the tailpipe and the reason for using a condom wrapper specifically in the engine... |
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Mistress Meph: Flammable liquids wouldn't make a balloon explode, just catch fire. Not just any fire, mind you, a really BIG fire. If you use flammable gas, however, and tape a fuse to the balloon, then you get one hell of an explosion. Amazed even me.
Amishman35: I also fail to see what some of what you described would do, aside from make the car run on 1 fewer cylinder than intended. |
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Oxygen and acetylene in a balloon tossed into a small fire in a 55 gallon drum. I've seen it. Oh my. |
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Back in my school days, friends of mine would fill balloons with deodorant and then set them on fire. KA-BLAM! |
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Some called us pyromaniacs, but I preferred to think of it as 'investigative science'. |
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bristolz- acetylene was what was in that balloon on that fateful night. Damn impressive. |
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When the condom is over the exhaust pipe it will blow up like a baloon and spray sperm all over the car behind. |
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The condom will be filled to the brim with semen. When the car starts up, exhaust gases will inflate the condom, causing it to explode. |
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[UB]: Really? I thought that PETN was pretty obscure. Guess I am wrong. I learned about it when I did an oral report on explosives in the 7th grade. I wrote to DuPont and asked for information. They sent me a form I had to fill out explaining why I wanted the information. I guess my reasons were good enough because a couple of weeks later I received a booklet from them entitled "Explosives." I still have that booklet. |
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Oddly, in the booklet it's spelled pentaerythritetranitrate, one word. |
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Oh, and I got an "A" on the report. |
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Yow. I bet there'd be some difficulty doing a report on explosives in 7th grade of an American school these days. |
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Exploding condom? Considering where condoms go and what they do, I don't think that would be kosher at all. If you're not going to think about the genital burns--which would have effects lasting far longer than the night of the party, for both parties involved--at least think about the lawsuits. |
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On my "recent" list, I saw two really old ideas that I knew hadn't been annotated in a while. They were both in the same category. I didn't even have to think, I knew it was "disbomber" who did it. Only a week old? |
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You're right. He has this habbit of doing that. Interesting, he's like our own little rototiller. |
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'Tis true. I like to click 'random' and then annotate if I find the idea interesting--why should old ideas just rot and die? Again, if this habit is not kosher, I'll stop it, but for me it just keeps discussions going. |
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I think it's great. I did that a lot when I was new here, but there wasn't nearly as much material then. Now it's overwhelming; I usually don't venture far from "Overview" or "Recent" for no other reason than I spend too much goddamn time here as it is. I should be out setting fires and paying hookers to play possum in the road. |
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I rarely do it but today is one of those days.... |
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