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Execution Baked Potato is an item of kitchen ware, used for baking
potatoes.
The apparatus is constructed to represent a miniature electric chair,
in an enclosure, with the potato being positioned on the seat. The
main head electrode holds it in place, in exactly the same way as
that of a
prisoner about to be executed. For extra effect a small
area of skin at the top of the potato may be peeled off prior to
electrode deployment.
Once the potato is secured in place, the door of the apparatus is
closed over, and you may peer in through a safety glass panel, as the
condemned tuber is rapidly cooked to perfection in what is actually
a mini microwave/electric oven.
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Appalingly bad taste, crass, insensitive and insulting. |
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//rapidly cooked to perfection// Before I read the
next sentence I assumed you were cooking the potato
by running a large electrical current through it. |
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Erm, if you're doing the whole Mr Potato Head look, then you're going to need something with a higher melting point than the usual plastic bits. |
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There's a "the potato's eyes went dull..." bit in there somewhere. 00:41hrs here in Tokyo...zzzz |
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(falls asleep and wakes up with "qwerty" impressed on forehead) |
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//"qwerty" impressed on forehead // |
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Actually, "ytrewq", seen from the front ... |
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//Actually, "ytrewq", seen from the front// - assuming you have a keyboard with all the letters in the right places but printed on the keys in
mirror-writing |
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Appallingly bad spelling, 8th. Although the rest of your anno is correct. |
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I want actual current, not stupid microwaves which probably
don't even exist, and if they do make cancer-water which
kills teh plants. |
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Not only should this be created, but placed under the
observation chairs on actual executions, allowing an
energetic ME (master of executions) to announce their
presence, Oprah-esque to the excited onlookers. |
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Sadly true story, but not mine.... |
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I was going to say "I was impressed" but surely it was the letters that were impressed? Or not? |
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