Evil Pet Storm Delivery

In the film "Magnolia", there is a scene in which frogs fall from the sky - by the millions.

Using the evil pet training services of Pet Evil Delivery Service's Evil Pet Training Department [link], we now launch a business that can be used to make politicians or other public figures think again about their lousy decision of last night.

We train a million frogs (or your preferred, but light-weight, pet) to utter a certain phrase, right before they land on the ground and into the hereafter.

Relying on another innovative technology, the Tropical Storm Grain Delivery [link], we can precisely target these frog-storms.

So, right as the politician or other target steps out of his car he is aerially bombarded by insult-shouting frogs. "We told you to repeal Act 124 bis, but you were so foolhearted as to ignore us, you piece of politician" --- splash!! --- (perhaps a shorter phrase is needed, or something in Spanish, with a revolutionary "rrrrr"-sound, but this can be discussed with the people and the frogs over at Pet Evil Delivery Service.)

Note that this technology may also be used to deliver love messages to people one, eh, loves.

Now, on a final note: in combination with the Grain Delivery Service of Tropical Storm Grain Delivery, one can feed the sent out pets while they are travelling to their target, by sending some grain or pet-food dust along inside the storm. One always has to look for synergies.