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Every Dog Has Its Warble is a new type
of
dog whistle that creates a sound which is
individual and unique to your dog.
The whistle is blown like any other, and
emits a tone that is above the limit of
human range, but is perfectly audible to
any dog. The difference between this and
any
other whistle lies in its internal
construction.
Each warbler is tuned to be totally
unique,
by emitting two separate frequencies that
correspond to the lines on a bar code.
Blowing into the warbler activates a tiny
modulator, powered by a watch battery.
This action causes a sound which mirrors
the "thins", "thicks" and spaces of the bar
code. The spaces are of course short,
silent gaps.
Dogs are smart and they will quickly
learn
the sound of their own particular device,
which
remains totally inaudible to people.
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Not if you remove their vocal chords! Oh, wait a moment, that's not what you're talking about. |
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How about a device that simply says the dog's name, albeit pitched too high for people to hear? (Making it easier to produce "totally unique" warbles, and much less embarrassing for people whose dogs have names like Foofles McFluffkin III.) |
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morse code whistles for dogs - excellent. |
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xen, did you have a former incarnation here? |
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+ I am giving you a croissant in a doggie bag... |
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//xen, did you have a former
incarnation here?/ [po] I still think of
myself as a kind of newbie, as I only
discovered the site about a week before
I joined it in Sep 2005. |
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As regards being an incarnate, I believe
I once spent time as a fungal infection
between the toes of Napoleon - a
karma punishment for my misdeeds as
the first emperor of China. |
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My first ideas were totally outside of
Bakery boundaries, and were
systematically deleted, though I did
embed one inside another (a barking,
zebra rat) - which I still like and believe
would be an asset to anyone, especially
in its zebra furred coat. |
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hey, I'm still a newbie - you just remind me of farmerjohn. <sigh>. |
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