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A bank like no other, where the riches you can take with
you are stored for your afterlife, in whatever form you
believe that may be.
The things that went "on your permanent record at school";
that kept you awake in the wee hours of the morning or
that just went unnoticed at the time and it
didn't feel right
to bring to the attention of others.
For a small fee, UBCo will store them in a vast database,
that may be accessed by whomever writes your eulogy, if
you get one.
We shall remember them.
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The truely dead are otherwised engaged, they either, won't give a neuron cycle or will be flooded by energy of people are getting some secondhand life stimulus. Either way they won't care. |
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I can't imagine for those that didn't completely die. |
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//The truely dead are otherwised engaged// I believe they're
fully occupied in the Brexit negotiations. |
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This is very creepy. VERRRY Creepy. I like it. |
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Im going to stick with my original plan of robbing
St Peter to pay St Paul. |
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//I believe they're fully occupied in the Brexit negotiations// |
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Ah.. so this is purgatory then. |
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Absolutely. But purging the tories is only the beginning. |
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Somewhat baked in the form of long-term savings
trusts for people who go in for cryonic freezing. |
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