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A one ounce bottle of liquid imitation foot aroma for sniffing purposes only. Enjoy relaxing foot aroma anytime, anywhere . . . stuck in traffic? . . . hectic day at the office? . . . airport flight delay? . . . just take a sniff of Essence of Feet and sit back and relax.
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[half, Aug 21 2006]
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Does it come in different flavors, like sweatsocks, work boot, high heels etc.? |
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haha [half] I thought of that as well. |
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If that's what rocks your boat, then OK, I guess, but keep the bottle closed when you're around me. |
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Baked: amyl nitrate on a bad day. On a sidetrack I once absent mindedly put on some socks from the bedroom floor that I thought were mine, but had actually been worn by my partner. The combined foot odour worked as a kind of binary chemical warfare agent (see Sarin) and made be feel nauseous all day... be warned! |
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//Use of the words "partner" and "bedroom"// and "amyl nitrate" for that matter. Before [phlish] annotated, I was wondering whether [Azazello] was the man or the woman. Pays not to assume. And about a third of my friends are gay... |
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Could also be used to attract mosquitoes. |
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