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Erotic asphyxiation Toy

 Device that strangles you while monitoring your vitals
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Given the proliferation of devices that monitor your vital signs these days, it should be fairly easy to mate it to a noose (if that is what is used) that can tighten on command but release at a preset point, based on your vital signs.
—senatorjam, Jun 29 2015

Sphygmomanometer collar Sphygmomanometer_20collar
Prior Art [8th of 7, Jun 30 2015]

Could_20You_20Resis...ston_20Strangler_3f another auto strangler [xenzag, Jun 30 2015]

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       [+]. Definitely. Also applicable to other life-threatening solitary erotic activities.
—nineteenthly, Jun 29 2015
   

       Does it carry a lifetime guarantee?
—cudgel, Jun 29 2015
   

       I'm picturing a blow up doll, that wraps her hands around your neck and then is inflated fuller and fuller, the grip getting tighter and tighter, all the while the gauge is monitoring your blood pressure, while the doll enhances your experience, so to speak, while she is squeshing the life out of you...almost...   

       Then you take out a needle right before you pass out, and Whisshhhhh....she goes flying flaccidly around the room. That's what I picture...   

       Uhmmm too much information?
—blissmiss, Jun 29 2015
   

       "viral signs" ? Does the device automatically post stuff on YouTube ?   

       This could go catastrophically wrong in so many, many ways ... [+]
—8th of 7, Jun 29 2015
   

       Maybe a cuff similar to a blood pressure monitor
—senatorjam, Jun 30 2015
   

       Maybe a cuff similar to a blood pressure monitor
—senatorjam, Jun 30 2015
   

       <link>   

       Add an IR O2 saturation monitor finger clip with bluetooth link, and you're good to go.
—8th of 7, Jun 30 2015
   

       I thought this was going to be some new 'Barbie'/'Action man'/'GI Joe' toy
—hippo, Jun 30 2015
   

       I believe something along the lines of a collar with a hand pump and a slow leak would provide a substantial margin of safety. The current state of the art is ice cube based.
—WcW, Jun 30 2015
   

       People will surely die. [+]
—Voice, Jul 02 2015
   

       I suspect we can get the danger below "driving a car" levels. In the end everyone certainly dies, the question is how.
—WcW, Jul 02 2015
   
      
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