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Given the proliferation of devices that monitor your vital signs
these
days, it should be fairly easy to mate it to a noose (if that is what
is
used) that can tighten on command but release at a preset point,
based on your vital signs.
Sphygmomanometer collar
Sphygmomanometer_20collar
Prior Art [8th of 7, Jun 30 2015]
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another auto strangler [xenzag, Jun 30 2015]
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[+]. Definitely. Also applicable to other life-threatening
solitary erotic activities. |
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Does it carry a lifetime guarantee? |
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I'm picturing a blow up doll, that wraps her hands around
your neck and then is inflated fuller and fuller, the grip
getting tighter and tighter, all the while the gauge is
monitoring your blood pressure, while the doll enhances
your experience, so to speak, while she is squeshing the
life out of you...almost... |
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Then you take out a needle right before you pass out, and
Whisshhhhh....she goes flying flaccidly around the room.
That's what I picture... |
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Uhmmm too much information? |
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"viral signs" ? Does the device automatically post stuff on YouTube ? |
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This could go catastrophically wrong in so many, many ways ... [+] |
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Maybe a cuff similar to a blood pressure monitor |
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Maybe a cuff similar to a blood pressure monitor |
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Add an IR O2 saturation monitor finger clip with bluetooth link, and you're good to go. |
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I thought this was going to be some new 'Barbie'/'Action man'/'GI Joe' toy |
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I believe something along the lines of a collar with a hand
pump and a slow leak would provide a substantial margin of
safety. The current state of the art is ice cube based. |
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People will surely die. [+] |
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I suspect we can get the danger below "driving a car"
levels. In the end everyone certainly dies, the question is
how. |
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