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At those ever-recurring meetings when the suits trot out the spreadsheets for serious strategy, you will be ready to take notes with the latest in productivity facilitators- no ordinary pencil and pad for you. Now you can bring along "Buzzy Bee" to quickly erase those inevitable miss-pencilings. Everyone
will see that a power executive such as yourself is well-equipped as Buzzy whirrs away any mistake the modern power way- no manual erasing for you! Battery-powered. Uses same eraser material as drafting erasers, Just cut short pieces for Buzzy. If not so fond of bumblebees, use one of the other buddies: Boo-Boo Bunny or Eraser Rat. (See links below).
Buzzy Bee
http://home.earthli...ages/busy_bee16.GIF Shows Buzzy's internals. [flypaper, Oct 04 2004, last modified Aug 07 2009]
Boo-Boo
http://home.earthli.../images/boo-boo.GIF Same powerful 0.004 hp motor as Buzzy. Floopy ears make nice little brooms for erasings. [flypaper, Oct 04 2004, last modified Aug 07 2009]
Rat
http://home.earthli...ges/eraser_rat2.GIF Attractive red eyes. Rat's tail may be bent into handy loop for hanging on a wall hook. [flypaper, Oct 04 2004, last modified Aug 07 2009]
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I can see them being popular in convent schools.. |
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"whirrs away" - try it in one of my meetings, and I'll hurl the overhead projector at you. I have enough interruptions from cell phones and Blackberries. |
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So it's an electric eraser cozy? |
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buzzing for the executive tools. |
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***Act like a ultra-poisonous killer super bee is trying to kill you (or coworker) at meeting*** |
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[DrCurry] Actually, I'm never invited to serious meetings. I wonder why? [phoenix] In effect, I guess you're right. [Letsbuildafort] Right on! |
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This is one of the greatest minute ideas I've ever seen. |
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