h a l f b a k e r yThe phrase 'crumpled heap' comes to mind.
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Worried that after death, someone more famous will steal the testiment which graces your gravestone as a final publicity stunt? Saddened that this will detract from your loved ones' memories? Then register today!
Unique Epitaph
http://www.snopes2.com/photos/grave.htm [emaveneau, May 09 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Sorry...these are already taken.
http://www.thedeadletter.com/ My favorite: There IS a wrong way to eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. [Lucky_Setzer, May 13 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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Patents and copyrights on literature lasts only fifty years after the writters death, so your headston will be unique for fifty years only. |
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I was thinking that, whilst the patents would work in a qualitatively similar way, original epitaphs would have a longer copyright - say 100, 150 years. Long enough for your survivors to have finished surviving. |
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Now don't go ruining another one of my naff ideas with your sensible solutions, y'hear? |
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I'm not ruining it! I haven't even voted yet. |
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BTW, its good to see a newbie-baker standing up for his/her self. |
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Heaven help you if [scuttled] gets to inscribe your tombstone. "Here lies po, who livd a gud lif and alweys tride her beste. gave meny croisents and nay too meny a fishe." |
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Ta, sctld. Btw, it *was* tongue in cheek.. although you did do in my tonal language pretty conclusively ;op |
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<warm glow of acceptance> |
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Well, after the admonition to contain myself, I felt that a rejoinder was in order :) |
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My old housemate scared me, too.. |
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I can dig it.
Nice one, yamahito. |
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Something about having a little copywright circle on your tombstone is just a little weird to me. |
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I feel a round of poetic epitaph invention coming up... |
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'Here lies Christa McAuliffe. And over there. And over there...' |
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// Not yet, please. I haven't even written the epitaph! // |
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That'll do nicely. Scribe it. |
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'The End. To be continued...' |
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I wonder if a certain musical performer might grab the rights to "Here lies the artist formerly known as living".
Or an actor/director "That's a wrap". |
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And his last words were... |
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Not yet, please. I haven't even written the epitaph! |
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