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..or other suitable gestures. |
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I'm sure this would find a ready market with Goths - your very own pet Thing to sit on your shoulder. |
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I'd go for one, especially if it could give surreptitious male-bonding shoulder massages at stressful moments. |
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You could sell a version of this to baseball players who want to scratch and catch simultaneously. |
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'Those friendly pats on the back in reality only shove us back down; the hands that hold us also tether us.'
- from the Insurrectionists' Little Book of Heart-Hardening. |
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