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Would it be capable of supporting a cup of coffee
and a cup of coffee? |
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What are the figures for rhinoceros supportage? |
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but you already have two shoulders, providing room for two parrots. |
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So this makes you wonder, would you use only one elongated shoulder pad? Then you could hold only three parrots. |
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And if you have two parrots, one on each shoulder, could they act like the devil/angel setup like in so many cartoons? Would they instinctively take up this behavior? |
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Or could two parrots counter-balance one large bird, like a hawk, on the other shoulder? Would the hawk eat the parrots? Could he be trained not to? |
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We could go on and on all day with this |
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...or at least 'til we pine for the fjords. |
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// Would the hawk eat the parrots? // |
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How much time have you spent around parrots, mate?
They can get pretty vicious (a møøse bit my sister once,
yöu knøw). I think the relevant question is would the
hawks and parrots try to eat each other (very likely), and if
so, do you really want to have your head between them? |
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It's just as well there's only //Room for 2! parrots//.
Imagine there being room for 3! of them... |
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Then you'd have to start stacking them in a parrot pyramid. |
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As far as a parrot on each shoulder, well that's just silly. How are you supposed to feed the parrot on your right shoulder with a hook on your left arm? |
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Isn't the hook a result of doing just that? |
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No, I think that was from the hawk. |
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