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Elf-Extinguishing Candle looks like a conventional candle, but is actually composed of dynamite or some other explosive material, so it's guaranteed to extinguish all elfs in the immediate vicinity.
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Elves are different to Elfs. Here - have a candle for your
confusion. |
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Elves differ from Elfs! Here's your candle. Light it right
away. |
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While the term "dynamite" is still in common usage, in reality the greatest proportion of commercial blasting explosives are a composition known as "blasting gelatin". "Dynamite" is a tradename for a chemically very specific product, as patented by Alfred Nobel. |
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Other prepackaged insensetive commercial secondary explosives, such as thickened ANFO, are also referred to by the badly educated, the careless, the intentionally ignorant and the ill-informed (i.e. journalists) as "dynamite". This is in fact entirely wrong.* |
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[+] for the irresponsible and irrationally dangerous use of explosives. |
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*The remedy is of course to educate journalists by placing them immediately adjacent to substantial explosive charges, telling them, "Now, this Trinitrocyclamine, a polynitrated cyclic amine, generally referred to as RDX. Watch and learn". Then retreat to a safe distance** and initiate the primary remotely. |
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** "safe" distance in this context can be quite variable. |
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[MoggyMort] speaks from experience. And training. And habit... and
from a bunker. |
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A single candle that will change the decor of any room. [+] |
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'and the answer my friend is blowing in the wind-ows!' Ha |
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Back away from my Elve's/Elfs... |
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