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Ok...just focus on this one...
A fork could be fitted with a small battery and motor. The tines could be designed to "agitate" back and forth like an electric hedge trimmer. This way, the fork could cut meat or other delicacies with no need for a knife.
Think of the possibilities to help one-armed
people!
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ma tahgh! Iaa gaa maa tahgh!!! |
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As president of the OAPF (the One Armed Peoples Front), I'm happy to announce that we have been cutting meat with our junk for years. |
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As President of the FOAP (the Front of One Armed Peoples), I'm happy to vote for this idea and please don't listen to the OAPF. They're a bunch of rip-offs, yes, that's right, they ripped off their own arms to belong to the one armed club, pathetic really. |
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Where's the Popular One Armed People's Front? |
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Ah it's ok, he's over there. |
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