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Eggs-a-sketch
the answer to the ultimate question: which came first ? | |
Control knobs similar to that of Etch-a-
sketch, but with Eggs-a-sketch the lines
are made of scrambled egg mix.
This is continuously delivered via a fine
nozzle that hovers
just above the preloaded breakfast plate.
The nozzle tip only heats the liquid
egg/milk/butter mix
when you
move the two
control knobs, delivering it under slight
pressure in the
form of a perfectly cooked, drawn line
of scambled egg unto your plate.
Pre-installed drawing template is
defaulted to draw a
chicken.
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Etch-a-ketch: preloaded with template for
drawing boat. |
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Etch-a-kitsch: preloaded with template for
drawing fluffy kitten. |
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Sketch'm if they can't take a yolk. |
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Congratulations. You've invented the noodle.
OK, it's a noodle arranger. |
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If you lend someone your noodle arranger, does it become the loaned arranger ? |
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I half eggspected this - noodle doodles. |
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