h a l f b a k e r yThe embarrassing drunkard uncle of invention.
add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random
news, help, about, links, report a problem
browse anonymously,
or get an account
and write.
register,
|
|
|
| |
I would like to steal these. |
|
| |
"Two pints of bitter, a Carlsberg, and two packets of Screaming Ab-Dabs please, landlord....." [+] |
|
| |
"...and some Dali Jerky please" (just normal beef jerky, but stamped out in wristwatch shapes) |
|
| |
Or the Confucius Cantonese restaraunt. They have some delightful Zen specialities, like The Sound Of One Prawn Cracker Snapping, and Yin and Yang soup (Hot, cold, light and dark, all at the same time). |
|
| |
Isn't "Munch" pronounced "Moonkh?" |
|
| |
Yes it is, but not when your mouth is full
of crisps. |
|
| |
I've been trying to conjure a lame "give us this day our Dali bread" gag, but this is the best I could do. |
|
| |
Jackson Pollock spray candy; Miro Liqourice Allsorts; Henry Moore wine gums. Oh, I almost forgot; Gilbert and George Pooping Gummy Bears. |
|
| |
You're only doing this for the monet. |
|
| |
Should go well with "I Scream" ice cream. |
|
| |
//Isn't "Munch" pronounced "Moonkh?"//
Which leads me to envision a TV advert wherein the contents of a bag of Edvard Munchies leap out onto the counter and start dancing around, all the while singing "Hey! Hey! We're the Moonkhies!". |
|
| |
+ (do not eat during a silent film) |
|
| |