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These potato chips would be perfectly sized, perfectly
colored, perfectly seasoned, individually wrapped, named
something French, and sold for $50 per Presentation Box of
50.
That's "crisps" for you, pocmloc.
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So would the individual wrapping be made of the Plastic That Will Not Be Silent, just like regular crisp packets? |
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Or newspaper, like normal chip wrappings? |
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There should be only one per canister, and the canister is a nitrogen-filled little plexi aquarium. The chip itself is peeled contiguously from a single potato, using the entirety of the potato. The resulting tangled deliciousness is presented as edible art. This would be a good thing to serve at a fundraiser for an art museum. |
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//canister // "Presentation box," Shirley? |
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ok, lets say I'm wealthy, well I didn't get that way by being a nitwit in the grocerie buying greasy, cheezy, junk food for outrageous prices. Give me a little credit for having some brains and class, Thanks, Mrs. Gotrocks. |
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/well I didn't get that way by being a nitwit in the grocerie buying greasy, cheezy, junk food for outrageous prices/ |
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true for you, but not for your kids or your spouse! Haw haw haw! They're spending your hard earned cash on $50 potato chips! |
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The potato should be carved into an intricate, delicately hollow sculpture of a cherub on ice skates, with wings extended. |
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and dipped in dark chocolate |
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Do they come in quail's egg and caviar flavour? |
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