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Oh yeah? Well do they have nifty little folding arrows, do they? Bet they don't, those little... why I oughta... |
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Even when I find the crease, I sometimes don't know the best way to fold the pants, or shirt, or map... that's the other half of the idea... |
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I have trouble folding a new pair of pants I recently
bought, the pole keeps getting in the way. <ducks for
cover> |
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And to in-crease ease, I'd like a foldable warning flag, visible on the open zipper (like on fighter aircraft), with instructions for closing and locking the fly. |
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[Pre-molded discreet codpiece bulge] "Are you happy to see me or is that your cod catch in your pocket?" |
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pt: pants come with seams - hold the pants by the cuffs, line the seams up and the creases should form naturally (how difficult is that, for goodness' sake?). As UnaBubba notes, no-iron pants that hold their crease are widely available. But what the heck are you doing folding the pants for anyway? Get yer man to do his own darn laundry. |
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[And, btw, if yer man's pants don't come with cuffs, then do not pass Go, dump the lowlife immediately.] |
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[And, btw 2, how the f*** are you supposed to fold skirts?] |
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Tomatoes only wear pleated skirts that fold themselves. |
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Awww sheeeesh. First of all, DrSpicy, I fold my own pants. Skirts are even more difficult to fold than pants, and I really don't know how it's done- I usually hang them up... and AgriculturalJohn: the first idea I had was self-folding pants with motorized folding apparatus... but I supposed that it would be difficult for the wash. Perhaps an insert that goes into the pants and holds them up? |
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'Tis true that tomatoes need self-folding apparel; have you ever seen one with hands? (We use vocal recognition software!) |
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Gulhurme: The pole folds neatly, as indicated by the large brown arrow. Just follow the instructions! |
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I guess this idea is straight out of the Lazy Bastard files. |
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I know it's not exactly the done thing to quote one's own annos, but: |
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//Necessity may be the mother of invention, but zaniness and laziness are the contesting parents of the half-baked idea, in my book.// |
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However, I think an easier way to bake this problem would be the humble trouser press. Now, let's talk about shirts... |
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