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Build foam wing suits for everyone and then everyone follow
the sun and let all of the fighting become stretched out untill
everyone is a regular distance from eachother and then
address the issues one by one and eventually the earths
magnetic field will become a 3d marimba dynamo symphony
like
a windchime in the solar wind. Aureaura Borealis
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We're not going to be able to do the human flapping wing thing until we colonise the moon. We just aren't strong enough. |
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Some of your flapping geometry ideas might stand a chance if you incorporate lighter than air gas into your designs...
...but Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, and I have dibs. |
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You Cher and the rest will have to flap over there somewhere. |
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This Idea sounds like a "let's all", which is frowned-upon
here at the HalfBakery. |
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Its not lets all, its just me and the hot chicks. no guys. which
opens up a trans star cvreativity scene at the beach front in
Austrailia for people who identify fluidly with gender, While
all the male identifyiers as i said will be fighting with the
sharks off the coast to try to get access but the gentle wing
/ atomosphere temperature control system will keep them
at bay. |
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Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson will glide gently
over all all the peoples of the earth, flitting anywhere to
mediate cures
like social working honey bees milking the buzz around
developing
world aid programs and gun toting white supremicist
gathering protests. |
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// gun toting white supremicist // |
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Why didn't you mention that straight off ? Our favouite demographic... immediate bun. [+] |
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Yes, white supremecy protests as well as the
accompanying
female supremacy protests. The administration ran on a
female supremacy platform and will rewrite the laws so
that
personhood is determined on a sliding scale by abscence
of
testosterone among primates, except for JesusHChrist
who
gets to be queen of all peoples, even the potential people
like other males who will be eating eachother and the
sharks and the sharks will be eating them as they angrilly
gnash their teeth and vail in a permanent Trump support
chant at the phalanx of trans gender and queer creativity
and club based economy that will develop along the
Austrailian beaches. The trans community will protect
agains the subhuman males and JesusHChrist will get to
be surrounded by a tetrahedron of Scarlett Johannson,
Jesica Alba, Cher and all of the other potential mothers
in the world, in order of hotness, but it will be a conga
line so everyone will get a turn, inside the Austrailian
border. Thats what the temperature valve vortex is
about, it is a mathematically derived nipple of a
Austrailia-wide square dance in the sky above the new
Austrailian central Sea, and the trans economy on the
beaches will be a merit-based testostorone-reduction
imigration system which keeps out, via denial of
personhood, violent males, idealogs and any other males. |
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You need to remember to take a breath every now and again. It's known as "respiration", and it's quite important for your species. |
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Is that like the now defunct Saturn Aura--bore-all-of-us? |
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You can't service all of the chicks. You're not strong enough. |
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...not until we colonise the moon. |
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You're welcome to the light side, the one that faces your planet. We have first dibs on the Dark Side ... |
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And Sturton has mineral rights to the inside. |
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Once we've hollowed it out and given it spin... that all sounds about right. |
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...and then you just know that somebody will make some kind of Lost Wages touristy human flap orgy thunder-dome thingy and all will be right with the world. |
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Sturton can sell whatever is left of the minerals left over from the sustained fusion reaction with a rotating solar collecting shade mimicking our sun and day/night cycles at one Earth gravity of course, and there will always be some portion of the moon facing Earth. |
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The Earth is more round then square, even when it was flat. |
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Perhaps round dancing is more appropriate. |
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