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If we sped the Earth up enough we could change its shape to become more oblate and less spheroid. Eventually the continental plates would align creating an equatorial archipelago. |
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How about if everyone is required to own a hamster & all align
their exercise wheel in the same direction? |
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Such alignment would mean that, in some localities, it would be
more of a hamster wall of death. Excluding lemmings, this would
have to addressed by a whole lot of worm gears at funny angles. |
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You don't need worm gears, you need hamster gears, shirley ? Training any sort of worm to run round in a wheel is going to be a considerable challenge. The lack of limbs is going to be a major issue for a start ... |
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I'm not sure if that was meant as a searing indictment of the
20th century or if you really mean it, either way I like it :) |
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At least its still better than Nickelback. |
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