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When the wind is blowing, it makes leccy.
When no wind, a capacitor/battery moves the
turbine tilts 90 degrees,
carnival cars come out and small children go
"weeeh*" and get some money in the downtime.
It's the way I tell them.
* The cars are waterproof.
Prior Art
https://xkcd.com/1378/ [pertinax, Mar 18 2021]
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Will they tilt at Don Quixote? |
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I accept your challenge. Who is your second? |
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Take twenty paces, turn and ... just keep turning, if you
don't
mind. |
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//small children go "weeeh*" and get some money// Cringy PrinceAndy-Epsteiny statement notwithstanding, I approve of this 21st century upgrade to dueling windmills; my drone is charged and ready for battle! |
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Kiddies as wind? Need open ended cars and an oversized bouncy castle. Parents always pay. |
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"Gentlemen, choose your weapons!" |
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"One!"
"Two!"
"Three!"
"Four!"
"Five!"
"ROTATE!" |
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<WHIRRRRRR... ThwiP-thwiP-thwiPPP!> |
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"Someone call an ambulance!
And a jigsaw puzzle expert!." |
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