h a l f b a k e r yStrap *this* to the back of your cat.
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Noise-activated too, of course, so that if there's a car crash outside the house, the shutters will jerk open.
Simulating excessive blinking on
high-pollen-count days might be going too far. |
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That church looks like it has Bell's Palsy. |
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"You lookin' at me ? Ah said, you lookin' at me ?" |
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"I'm telling you it just winked at me!" |
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