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Local(ish) 'African Lion Safari' is a drive through with a famous sign "Trespassers Will Be Eaten". Neat place, very few "well, they didn't read the sign" moments over the years. |
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Mildly humorous anecdote : We were in the part where you could roll the windows down, and a seriously persistent ostrich had its head in the car hoovering up all my popcorn, despite protests from yours truly. |
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My uncle was almost incoherent, he was laughing so hard... right up to the point where a previously unnoticed donkey sluuuuuurped the back of his neck. |
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// Why ever expose that many people to each other again? // |
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To weed out the unfit*, and generally keep the numbers down. Those that patronise theme parks are hardly likely to be a demographic that it's desireable to retain in the population. |
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*In the Darwinian, natural-selection sense. |
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In Western society, sadly there is a point where the news services will actually report news, instead of the usual 'entitled entertainment media' blather. |
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// sadly there is a point where the news services will actually report news // |
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It's valid only as long as news services retain any implied credibility. |
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How come this isn't being bunned? Great idea. |
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Oh wait, I assumed you'd sit in your car as it went on
a roller coaster ride. Are you just talking about "It's a
Small World" style stuff? |
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Did I just accidentlay invent the roller coaster thing
by misunderstanding your post? |
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OK, bun. I'd zero in on that part, that's what's
original. There are already drive through parks where
you just look at stuff. |
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Not just roller coasters, ferris wheels etc. Liability
nightmare of course but hey. When was the HB ever
OSHA compliant? |
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The general concept is that that's exactly what the HB shouldn't be. |
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Such silly pettifogging bureaucratic rules stifle innovation and business growth ... "The product should not be overly likely to kill the user on first use, without warning ... " |
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What rubbish. They'll be expecting some sort of instructions next. |
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