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This room is perfect for girls but a nightmare for boys. First you
go
to the room then by the door do you press on a pink button (not
red but pink). Then get you tied by the room and it brings you to
the douche. Then it undress you and wash you everywere. Then it
scan your body. And it pick
you up and let you down in a pipe. It
bound your feet together and then your arms so it can let you
wear
a dress(princess dress if you want),make up,a bra,a panty,high
heels,gloves and under the dress a special bikini. That is for the
11
Qeasts to do if your not do it then the bikini transform into a
princess dress that impossible is to take off if you try then it
tickle
you and there is a lady's bag that do your make up and hair it
sounds fun? It's not but if you not carry it with you it get mad and
fly to your arm and stick there and every 30 min. It switch
dresses,make up,bra,panty. a nightmare for boys ;-)
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Are they Northern Queasts, or Andaman Island
Queasts? |
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You'll do just fine. Welcome to the Halfbakery. <sits back with popcorn> |
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Normal isnt your first language, is it? |
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The idea is obscured by the unseen noise of the writer's laughter. |
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Could be WTF, more likely one of the
Ergotamine derivatives. |
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And now for something completely different
… |
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Doesn't the number 11 look odd on the halfbakery!
Not sure why this room would be a nightmare for boys. I've always wanted to wear a floaty, princess dress and sexy, girly underwear. It's something about the texture of the material that they use. Can it do my hair up into a huge beehive* as well?
*And no, 8th, a real beehive would not be an acceptable substitute! |
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//a nightmare for boys// - unless they're allowed to watch |
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So, 11 is The Number Of The Queasts ? |
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I want to know more about the 11 Qeasts. Is that some sort of scavenger hunt/progressive dinner hybrid? |
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Also, a nightmare for anyone? Am I right? Back me up here, ladies. |
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Our deepest darkest fantasies are all, at their hearts, torments and afflictions of some sort. |
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Is that a quote, or did you come up with that
yourself? |
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[11 Qeasts] is a halfbakery user from another dimension who has every iPhone. |
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Is there any relationship between Queasts
and Happylongs? |
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Now we are concerned that [11Queasts] is
the result of [21Quest] having an aaccident in
a Transporter … the old Mirror Universe thing
… |
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Finally, I have begun to understand Grayson Perry. |
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“11 Qeast” is just one pair of transposed bits and
two bit flips away from “21 Quest”. Most peculiar… |
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Perhaps we need to have the ansible sent in for a
warranty repair. |
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//Normal isn't your first language, is it?// [marked-for-tagline] |
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I think it already is, [po]. |
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11 Qeasts= [21Quest]...hahaha...still laughing. |
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Laughing? Yes, good. Just don't look into the
shadows in the corner of the room. Don't
look. Really, don't look. It's only darkness. You
can't see anything moving in it. It's just your
imagination, or your eyes playing tricks
because you're tired. There is nothing in the
shadows. Keep telling yourself that. There
can't be anything there. That weird flicker in
your periperal vision is not really there at all
… |
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oh fuck, its my new kitten sycho! |
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Yes [po], isn't he the 9th of 7? |
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The Language does appear to want to say "It puts the lotion in the basket". |
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I just want to comfort everyone with the fact that the "douche" here is likely meant to refer to a shower, and not specifically to a device for cleaning the feminine parts. |
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Are you sure? Because he mentions the douche separately from the apparatus that //undress you and wash you everywhere//. |
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^ Im gonna go with [WcW], though there's not _that_ much improvement. |
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Well, no paragraph breaks but I have to give credit for choice of category. |
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[4and20], don't think we didn't notice what
you tried to do there. That particular
problem will be rectified just as soon as the
mincing machine has had its diesel tanks
refilled and the tracks greased. |
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I forgot how much fun it was in here... |
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Wow, [allynius], an account, one idea, and one comment in 12 years. Careful you don't overdo it now...welcome back. |
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normzone...you are an observant bunch. My infrequent
visits have always received a friendly handshake, regardless
of my flagrant disloyalty. |
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I come for laughs, freely available here (thanks to the likes
of vereggen and all anno-taters), then forget HB is
populated by wit daily. I remember again when I Google
myself. My Pea Pod post from Y2K pops up, and I check
in...as an infrequent self-googler, I'm missing out on a lot.
No RSS feed? |
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^there's RSS available; rummage about in the help section a bit. |
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