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Drawn Sans Quartered
Be nearly ripped apart by an adjustable force racking of your body. (a la braveheart) | |
Recieve a full body workout in no time. Strap in to this amazing exercise machine and work your arms, legs and everything in between.
Also great for removing kinks in your back.
Hanged, drawn, quartered
http://www.richard....rnet.co.uk/hdq.html
Women were burnt at the stake, "for the sake of decency"! [AbsintheWithoutLeave, Apr 01 2005]
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I could use one of these first thing in the morning. |
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That's good. 'cause I can draw it...but I ain't cuttin it in four. |
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Some how I don't think you've understood [Laimak]. Racking wasn't fun at all. Especially when they used those spiky rabbit rollers under your back (please don't tell me you've included a rabbit to massage the back). You'll be advocating choke-pears for facial toning next. |
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Anyway the "drawing" part of hang, drawing and quartering doesn't refer to being drawn as in stretched on the rack, it means to draw as in extract. The torturees innards were drawn out of their stomach while they watched. Not good exercise, I fancy. |
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(I bet he did scream, really) |
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//The torturees innards were drawn out of their stomach while they watched// I don't think that by this stage they were torturees, simply condemned. And the innards were frequently burnt. |
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//The torturees innards were drawn out of their stomach while they watched//
Quicker and cheaper than liposuction then? |
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what's that you are knitting there, Mme. pofarge? Oh wait I can see a name, DesertF.... |
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edit: that should be spelled e.t.h.e.r... |
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a wet suit for me hamster. |
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You knit wetsuits ? May I place a custom order ? I'll fly over for a fitting....and boy, will my arms be tired. |
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