h a l f b a k e r yTrying to contain nuts.
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Dramatic underwear - when taken off slowly they play a slow 'dah dah dah' strip number. When taken off at speed the Benny hill theme tune is played. The bra makes a BOING noise as it is removed.
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" A dram is better than a damn " |
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When put back on, the underwear makes a disappointed Awwwww! sound. |
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<UK-centric reference>...or the Pearl & Dean music </UK-centric reference> |
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(I see your email address is
mastervector. Hopefully you weren't
mastervectoring when you thougt of
this.) |
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How about underwear that plays the theme from The Godfather
and comes in the shape of a horses-head? |
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I was hoping for waves crashing on a beach or a steam train entering a tunnel at the very least... |
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"I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored in 1978"... |
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Well, Archie Gemmill, at least. |
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