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Think of wearing two pair of whatever underwear you happen to prefer at the same time, layered.
Now imagine a pair of underwear with the same two layers of material purpose made with the intention that the wearer is inclined to fill the void between the two layers with whatever material suited them
on that particular day.
My choice would be corn flakes, potato chips or chocolate chip cookies.
Cigarette butts or slugs might do it for some people.
Choose your own adventure.
croissant-patterned knickers
croissant-patterned_20knickers
Knickers with a strategic custard reservoir [hippo, Mar 09 2009]
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Now my underwear feels so thin. |
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There could be an inflatable air bladder inside, like in the movie Dodgeball. |
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I feel the need to post my own latest crisp idea, now that Walkers have rejected it - boo hoo. Not a bad idea by the way [vfrackis] + |
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I just thought of a great application. If someone keeps putting whoopie cushions in your chair: this would really clamp up the expectant crowd. |
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This reminds me of an anti-theft underwear I saw. The underwear had a pouch for holding valuables. And there was a fake stain on the back to ward off robbers. |
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Does it have provision for filling while wearing? |
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//Cigarette butts or slugs might do it for some people.// Oops, pardon me; wrong room! |
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If you think about this carefully it's really quite far out there, even for the bakery. I'm still trying to fathom it. |
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Is that a gerbil in your underwear or are you just happy to see me? |
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Yes, of course I'm going to bun this. [+] |
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I will not click on the "Crispy Panties" post, I will not click on the "Crispy Panties" post, I will not click on the "Crispy Panties" post... DOH! |
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