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Since i was a small boy, i have always loved the smell of freshly kneaded dough.
Maybe because i come from a traditional dutch family who loves to bake.
Since bungee jumping is susch an exiting sport, i would like to see that Dough jumping can also be classified as a sport.
How it works:
The
athlete stands on top of a 2 storey building..(thats not high).
Underneath is a huge blob of dough as big as a normal sedan.
The athlete then jumps head first and hit the dough with his mouth open wide.
The one who has the longest piece of dough in his mouth/throat are automatically the winner.
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Classified as sport and suicide method. |
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You could never test this because as you did so it would become baked and you'd die. |
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When did your childhood pleasure in baking hybridize with a nightmarish fantasy about suffocation? |
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//Is there somthing wrong?// |
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Yep, you spelt something wrong. |
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No wait... this one is good. |
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Bungee jumping, although perhaps it should be, is not an exiting sport. Though that is precisely what many of its participants promptly do (from this mortal flesh, that is...). |
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(looks for skinflaps) (slaps head) D'OH! |
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Yes, if you take out the last part this could probably be non-lethal fun for the whole family to enjoy, except for grandma, it will be lethal for her regardless. |
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I've seen this girl on the internet... |
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