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This is a vast pastry that is truly the complement of a donut. It fills up the entire known universe, save for a toroid-shaped area located somewhere inside of it.
Work on this project must begin immediately. All bakers, and even half-bakers, will be called to duty. After there is insufficient
room for humans to live outside the pastry, we will begin tunneling into it towards the torus region, fueling ourselves on on the rich repository of sugar pastry, and rebaking the tunnel to seal ourselves in.
Our future generations will live out their lives encushioned by soft, fluffy cakery above and below, and grow up in a world of satiation and bliss.
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*spews water all over my monitor* Phhahaaahahahaha!!! Dammit phundug, not while I've got liquid in my mouth! |
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Speaking of which, would there be coffee filled lakes in your beautiful donut world? |
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Hmm. Pour the coffee right into the donut. I'll have to think about that one. This is getting confusing! |
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//and grow up in a world of
satiation and bliss.// |
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So, bliss would be our ruler in this
pastery world? |
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I'd wait until the donut collapsed in upon itself, and then eat it in a single bite. Yum!! |
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Maybe you should call this the antidonut. |
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Well the term "donut hole" has been taken. Maybe something to indicate black for a collapsed donut - chocolate donut hole? |
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Nope, didn't taste like chocolate. More like...butterscotch? Oh well. Too bad there's no milk to wash it down. |
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Are we talking Krispy Kreme here? |
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Oh well. I don't really need my teeth anyway. |
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It's like a very tasty black hole. |
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By the time you'd lived all your life in the donut, I suppose the hole would become just as attractive as donuts are now. |
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