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Go to post office. Buy money order. Mail money order to charity (with fake return address). |
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Or send cash under plain brown cover. |
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you didn't see me give you this bun, right? |
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Mailing that money order with a fake address may be mail fraud - 21 years in jail. Rather use the Donation Anonymizer (bun). Hmm, they could also consolidate all your donations for tax-time... |
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I'm moderately certain that some of these charities sell their mailing lists. (My son sent some money to one charity, and he has since been bombarded by a host of others; he's not exactly on a lot of mailing lists, since I've been paying his magazine subscriptions.) |
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Being able to donate anonymously to the NRA, the Society for the Separation of School and State, and the Fully Informed Jury Association would be nice. |
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But it would also make it harder to keep track of people who make contributions to Jihadist "charities", the Earth Liberation Front, and NAMBLA. |
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Great idea. An entire industry of Anonymizers. Go-betweens who'll pass along unfortunate news; boxing anonymizers who can deliver a pop-in-the-nose; temp-anonymizers who show up at work instead of yourself; sex anonymizers who'll allow you to read a book and enjoy a cigar rather than have a go at it with your unimaginative spouse; parent anonymizers who show up for the school play while you're out betting the farm at the racetrack. |
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