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Donald Trump Sand Dune is a hump-
backed structure made from light weight
fibre-glass and coated with a layer of
sand.
It comes in a variety of shapes and sizes,
and being light weight it is easily carried
and manoeuvred into place using the
multiple
handles positioned around its
circumference.
Once in situ these can
hidden under tufts of grass.
The main advantage of these particular
dunes is that they don't move around,
unlike the ones at Aberdeenshire in
Scotland which have been designated as
being of special scientific interest. (see
link)
Given enough Donald Trump Sand Dunes
you can construct a Scottish style golf
course anywhere, without any need to
disturb an existing area of natural
beauty.
Donald Trump Golf Course
http://news.bbc.co....th_east/7490489.stm
grinds locals and pours money over them [xenzag, Jul 07 2008]
Like this?
http://www.hogwild....ace-pictures-01.htm
[4whom, Jul 07 2008]
interview with a 90 year old
http://www.tripping...y-forbes-interview/
refuses to be bullied by Trump [xenzag, Mar 06 2016]
[link]
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Can you hide a Evil Megalomaniac Secret Missile Base under one ? |
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I dare say you could. The Average height of the current Dunes in this area is 11m, comparing favourably to the 4 -5 m of most other dunes on Golf Links.
This should give adequate clearance for assorted Evil skullduggery and construction of Evilmobiles/storing of AAM-bristling helicopters.
It would probably do for your missile silos as well but you would have to dig a bit to house the full missile. |
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// you would have to dig a bit to house the full missile. // |
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Sand is easy to dig in, and there will of course be a large staff of Evil Henchmen in variously coloured boiler suits who can do the digging, when they're not busy cleaning their assault rifles, or pushing attractive and underdressed young females onto a narrow plank over the Piranha Tank...... |
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//hump- backed structure made from light weight fibre-glass and coated with a layer of sand.// Baked, Donald wears it in public. |
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Wind notwithstanding, sand will stay in a conical shape with a maximum height:diameter ratio the same as Egyptian pyramids, so you don't need the sand glued on, just a properly conical shape with a sand-pump which renews the sand when it falls into the gutter encircling the bottom(from being climbed on or wind action) and which can be also used to store the sand for transportation. |
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//Wind notwithstanding//.. |
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All well and good, but have you been to Aberdeen (Scotland)? The people permanently walk at an angle of 45 degrees, such is the gust down that frozen wind tunnel they call High Street. |
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This of course should be Evil Henchpersons (as we are an equal opportunity opressor). Besides, women can be so much more inventively evil than men, and would have many fewer scruples about the whole plank-over-pirahna-tank think if they suspected their victim was more attractive to their similarly boiler-suited male colleagues ...... |
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// The people permanently walk at an angle // |
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Yes, Aberdeen is cold; yes, Aberdeen is windy. But the reason that the residents have developed their peculiar method of perambulation is that they are scanning the gutters for pennies ..... |
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That's an urban myth [8th]; if that were true then they would have their eyes open - instead of the terrible, frozen, squinted grimace that adorns their faces. |
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The gadges from Auld Reekie (Edinburgh) have no such excuse. |
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//Evil Henchpersons//
now now let's not get speciest: "Evil Henchbeings" |
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Ok, but it's going to make the job application form a little complicated ....... |
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"Date of birth/ hatching/incept/ assimilation/......." |
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"Preferred atmospheric composition .........." |
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"Special dietary needs........." |
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And measuring for coloured boiler suits for Jatravartids or Amoeboid Zingatularians is going to keep the entities in Lifeform Resources busy for a bit. |
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I would have thought that, once assimilated, they would be "Evil HenchBorg" |
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Rubbish - we are good, kind and caring - a sort of cybernetic Salvation Army - and want only to help you ...... come to one of our meetings, it's all tamborines and hymns and cups of tea and gigawatt-range particle-beam weapons .... |
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Do we have to comb-over the sand with a rake if we mess it up? |
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Only if you wish to preserve the One-Ness with the Universe inherent in Zen..... |
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The DONALD is a Presidential Candidate. Sand dunes will be allowed to vote. |
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Which of these is false ? Humorous ? |
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Only something as brainless as a sand dune would vote for a crass simpleton like Trump. I can just imagine this bone head's finger on the nuclear trigger (or nucular as he probably calls it). "You're fired!" oooops apocalypse! |
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Do these Sand Dunes run for president? |
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Are these going to be installed at the white house if Trump wins the election? |
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See last link which comes from a great article on Trump's nasty attitude to strong women as described in today's Sunday Times (UK) edition. Sub-heading is "Trump meets his match in 90 year old immovable Molly". Here is a 90 year old who has stood up to Trump's bully boy tactics. Her property has been walled off. (Trump loves those walls) Her water supply has been cut off etc etc, and still she won't give in. |
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[xen], you're secretly going to vote Trump, aincha? |
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I have refused to even register to vote for many years now. Besides, as I live in the UK, it's an unlikely prospect. |
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<currently experimenting with Donald Trump/Boris Johnson
fungibility> |
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A Trumbor... one idiot clown and one hatred retard
synergised into a single nightmarish blob with tiny hands
and a microscopic penis. |
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There isn't a room big enough. You'd need the Cardington Airship
Hangar, or NASA's VAB. |
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Hmm, considering Trump Dump will probably be our next
President, I foresee a whole new silhouette thingy, made
of sand, of all future Presidents, (think of the stone ones
on the side of some mountain, somewhere, in the US). Or
at least the next three or four, or maybe even the past two
leading up to this fucking debacle. |
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And since this more than likely will come to pass, I hereby
anoint and designate, (with the power I have here, which
is none), [xenzag], our official prophet, psychic,
intuitive, whatever, person of the halfbakery. |
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I'm just trying to imagine the Queen meeting Donald
Trump. |
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I really, really _really_ hope he gets in - it would be
hilarious! (Whereas, paradoxically, if Hilary Clinton
got in, it would not be.) |
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I'm trying to imagine the Pope meeting Trump.
Yeah no. |
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Donald Trump will give the American people something to live for. |
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