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Dog years warranty

 Express warranties in dog years
 
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Since 1 human year is about 7 dog years warranties would appear more impressive.

"The Ford Focus now comes with a 35 year*/100,000 mile warranty."

(Bottom of Ad) * dog years

Or the checkout person at Best Buy could state: "Your Walkman is warranted for 1 year. For $10.00 I can extend that to 7 dog years".

—kamenmann, Jun 27 2003

(?) The old dog http://www.ccc.govt...imals/TheOldDog.asp
[po, Oct 17 2004]

(?) These guys would do this... http://www.halfbake...ards_20Incorporated
[snarfyguy, Oct 17 2004]

by the Nobel winner http://tinyurl.com/jb83
[mrthingy, Oct 17 2004]


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       Baked by Bastards Incorporated, I'll wager.
—snarfyguy, Jun 27 2003
   

       Better than Internet Years, at least.
—DrCurry, Jun 27 2003
   

       Could Britains be paid in "dog pounds"?
—Overpanic, Jun 27 2003
   

       [kamenmann]: So what you're suggesting is a way for salespersons and advertising to con people (even more than at present)? (-)
—Cedar Park, Jun 28 2003
   

       You don't look a day over 35 <hushed tone> dog years </hushed tone>
—FloridaManatee, Jun 28 2003
   

       hahahahhhahahaaha this is really rich this is a WAY good method to make your product look better good thinking ;)
—bmwrox, Aug 06 2003
   

       The advertising business should get behind this one. I'm surprised they haven't started it yet.
—NotSoQuick, Sep 06 2003
   

       Hell, why not Pluto years, then...   

       I'm cool with the plan as long as I can pay in Monopoly money.
—n-pearson, Sep 07 2003
   


 

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