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I was walking 3 dogs yesterday, big dogs mind you, and my sneaker shoe laces came untied.
Well needless to say a quandry presented itself.
What to do with the bag o" poop I was holding, the three leashes, and my cup of coffee, whilst tieing my shoes.
Alas, Dog leash laces were bred.
Specially
made stury-durdy laces, created from metal enhanced chords that are whittled down to fit the smallest of eye holes, and are also very long and flexable with a hooky thing on the end.
Firstly you would attach the hook to the collar, then you would thread the laces through your belt buckle holder and then down to your shoes, where you would lace 'em up like regular laces. Bow and all.
Now when your laces come undone, you can just bend over and tie 'em again without a worry at all.
You just have to be very careful at the park when the squirrles are out...if your dog chases squirrels that is...
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Hiya blissy! Thought [FJ] was back for a minute. |
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My dog goes BANANAS for squirrels - he's big and bouncy and there's no way he's ever being tied to my feet. Not a chance. I'd like to see you walking your dogs with your feet though. |
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Stoopid [+] the cat would go pearshaped. |
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Funny, [wagster], I thought the same thing. |
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Ha! The harder the dog pulls, the closer your waist gets to your
feet. Energetic dog = you waddle like a duck. Stand up to reel it
in. |
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