h a l f b a k e r yThere goes my teleportation concept.
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I can see people in a department store looking at this thing, asking themselves why they would want to wear a hamper. |
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No need for a hamper: If they stick to the ceiling, then you really ought to change them. Leave them there until wash day to prevent mistakes. |
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sticking to the ceiling, one crazy night. |
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If you want to be sure the clothes you're wearing are hygeinic, you could just not take them off when you have your morning shower. |
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I leave wearable clothes on a chair and put smelly ones in the basket. God I'm writing some fascinating annos today... |
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I leave clean clothes in the hamper and toss the dirty ones in a corner. |
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Were you raised by an overbearing parent who made you sort your socks by colors? And if so was the failure of compliance a thorough beating with your own shoes? |
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I sort my socks by colours. That is why I have taken the precaution of only owning black socks. |
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I only ever read blue books. |
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That must be fun on the bus. |
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A better idea would be laundry soap which was bright red. On washing, the red goes away completely. This bottle would sit by the hamper, and after putting clothes in you would drizzle the soap on. Now you cannot wear that item again before it is washed, or you will look like you have been hacked with a machete. Clothes you really want to wear again should be hung on a hook, which you have installed over your hampler. Air does wonders. |
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If it can make it to the washing machine on its own, then it's best not to wear it. |
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This idea sounds like a dumb warning sign to keep idiots from suffocating. |
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Maybe that should read "Do not wear hamper - even if you're in a rush". |
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