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After a surprisingly brief period of R&D, BorgCo are now offering on
public sale the Disposable Baby Bottle.
The Bottle is moulded from recycled glass and is dark brown in
colour,
so as to be nearly opaque.
It is very simple to use :
i) Place the offending baby in the bottle.
ii) Screw
on the airtight lid.
iii) Wait until all sound and movement cease.
iv) Drop in trash.
Availble in a convenient range of sizes, for 0-3 months, 3-6 months,
6-12 months,
1 - 35 years (special order).
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This one's going to go down really well, I can tell. |
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My girlfriend tells me I shouldn't be
laughing at this. |
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Already been done, they're referred to as condoms, but a certain intelligence level is required for use. |
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But seriously, you're crossing the line into dead baby jokes - ill advised. Especially the one about a truck full of bowling balls. |
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Not heard that one, how does it go ? |
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Ach, she's only a woman, what do they know ... ? |
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Oi! There'll be none of that sexist stereotyping on my
watch, [8th] - it's just not right. Besides, you know
how touchy the little ladies can be. |
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The primary reason, I understand, for the failure of the American Anarchism of the early 20th Century is that anarchists were all too easily identified by the large, black, fizz-fused, spherical bombs (some indeed with white paint BOMB daubed on them) that they habitually carried. |
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made for pun in title [-] |
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Not feeling particularly human this week, eh, [8th]? |
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// Not feeling particularly human // |
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Feeling human is, thankfully, a sensation we are
spared. |
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Rather than Sartre's declaration that "Hell is other
people" , we aver that "Hell is other people's small
children". |
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Need I remind everyone that 8th of 7
was also once a small child? |
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maybe that's his point...
<dun dun dun> |
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I would intercede on behalf of this idea and try to quell the crowd, but I have a hunch that the result would be a Disposable Pacifier posting. |
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//other people's small children//, when noisome, are a sign
of (and, if handled correctly, a treatment for) defective
parents. |
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Just give the brat an espresso and a puppy, and said parents
are likely to make significant efforts to assure you aren't
bothered by that child again. |
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