Different-tasting news items

Print a newspaper or magazine in various different inks which smell and taste different. For instance, a news item about the oceans, shipping or an attempt at the world land speed record could taste salty, a cutesy "and finally" item could taste sweet, a cynical item or one on homelessness or poverty could be bitter and a satirical item could be sour. A recipe could have every ingredient printed in a different tasting and smelling ink, a piece on gardening could include the smells of the flowers and an item on astronomy could smell like outer space.

This would revive the printed word for a while.