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this small fancy small altar stands in the far
corner of the living room and is lit with dim
bluish LED lights. the surface is cool Each
time you find yourself opening the fridge or
taking chocolate covered corn flakes or a
handful of salted sunflower seeds take them
to the altar and be proud
to see how much
you were going to eat today but didnt.
food offerings at altar
https://www.tinyatd...ngs-on-taoist-altar
[xandram, Apr 03 2022]
Alter Table
https://www.w3schoo...m/sql/sql_alter.asp
following [pocmloc] and tribute to the alter other. [pashute, Apr 04 2022]
my donation
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[xandram, Apr 04 2022]
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<is So tempted to tell a priest a minister and a rabbi joke yet valiantly refrains> |
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but it's going to be hard to compost given how much salt I want to eat. |
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After you take the food to the altar, what do you
do with it? |
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>deity perhaps?
Yup. Why isn't Grammarly enabled here? |
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I just don’t get how taking it to the altar is not
going to let you eat it. You don’t ever answer my
questions so I might put a bone on your altar. |
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The altar could have its top formed like a pair of hands, or the tongue of the diety. Once you put the food there, the concealed mechanism causes the tongue or hands to draw the food into the innards of the altar where it is automatically sorted, bagged, packaged up and sent off to the local foodbank. |
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Xan, I wasn't aware we had an altar for bones. I like that idea
though. I might counter my good one with a bad one.
Naaahhh |
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[poc] that is a nice idea. |
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As for this idea, I have been on many diets and one
like this would only work for me if the surface of
the altar was coated in poison. Once the food
touched the surface then it really can no longer be
eaten unless you want the consequences. |
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//far corner of the living room//
Would be better in the kitchen, next to the fridge. Once
you've made your "offering", the food is returned to the
fridge/cupboard. (I hate wasting food...) |
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