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Looks like a normal chocolate-chip cookie. But really it contains tiny little electronic sensors that first detect when its in your mouth and your about to chew it. Then it activates small rockets concealed in the chocolate chips propelling it unchewed down your windpipe, choking you.
The deluxe version
also inflates when its in your wind pipe.
Whizzo Chocolate Selection
http://orangecow.or...ketches/crunchy.htm
Python, Monty. [DrBob, Oct 13 2010]
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I don't quite get it. Could you post a youtube video to demonstrate? |
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Of me choking on a cookie??? |
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Not really an original idea. 'Spring Surprise' anyone? |
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magic, unless it has enough rockets to always be able
to launch at the right angle, sensors to tell how it's
being bitten, and the rockets are slow, smart, and
agile enough to go down the throats of any shape,
discern windpipe from throat, and lodge there rather
than continuing. |
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Obviously it uses the force, Luke. |
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Perhaps instead of rockets in the 'chips a small heavy earth magnet could be baked into the cookie and the victim could be fooled into eating it over a large, well hidden, electromagnet. |
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[Perfectly valid variant on previous anno deleted for sake of humanity. It would have been capable of] ... causing a slow, painful death. |
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The HB isn't about inflciting pointless harm, and the posted idea isn't workable. [-] |
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Someone saw Despicable Me and decided to develop a variant cookie? |
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//Of me choking on a cookie???// It's your idea, so you must think it's ok, or do you just propose inflicting it on everyone else apart from yourself? (assumes high moral tone) |
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This makes [infidel]'s Utter Bastards Food idea sound
like Candyland. [-] |
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Darn, I thought my idea was vary original. How did so many people come up with the same deranged idea!? |
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Maybe because there's always someone smarter, or more evil, than you are, [bbsof]. |
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I'm fairly sure there's a lot of people out there who are smarter and more evil than me. You are not alone, [bb]. |
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hmmmm Utter Bastards food idea ... |
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