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With time seeming to go faster and life holding too many
exciting possibilities and opportunities nowadays, we have
decided to free up a little more time for the busy
individual.
Select your favourite clothes and wear them all day then
simply slip inside Die Uberwaschmaschine, wearing our
patented mini-SCUBA set to provide you with fresh air,
comfort and protection for all of the holes in your head.
Jets of warm water, gentle soaps and shampoos, pleasant
fragrances and a soothing, rocking action allow you to
snatch a short nap while you and your favourite clothes are
cleaned and dried and primped and preened.
Once dry you simply climb out, brush your hair and teeth
and you're good to go for another 24 hours.
The Personal Car Wash Experience
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[theircompetitor, Apr 11 2012]
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Baked in fiction - "The Marvellous Mud Washing Machine.", by Patty Wolcott. |
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Welcome to the halfbakery. Please see the link (to the left) marked 'help'. |
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Gee thanks. Nice to see everyone's so friendly and
all. |
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//Welcome to the halfbakery. Please see the link (to
the left) marked 'help'// |
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[+] My first [+] for an UnaBubba disvention. I feel like I met Elvis. |
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They are the same person, you know. |
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I don't personally recommend the dryer. |
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(seeing as we're doing this in German) or the Hosenbügler option... |
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