Ok the name for this might not be so great. But I would love to
have
this. This idea started as an idea to cut the bottom off a bowl and
put it in my mouth, tucking it underneath my lips so that I could
fit a
larger quantity of food in my mouth and then chew it at my
convenience, sort of like
one of those feeder tubes on a cuisinart.
But then I remembered the interstellar scoop drive where an
interstellar space ship picks up its propulsive fuel on the way via a
large scoop, and the various plant structures that have evolved to
optimize dew, thus the name, by encouraging lots of little
droplets
and then coalescing them together into bigger drops and using
gravity to funnel them in.
So this contraption would be one that combines the idea of an
interstellar fuel scoop and a dew optimizing organic structure, but
for me to wear around in public so that I never have to pay for
lunch
again.
There might be some kind of purification part of the process too.
But I bet if you really were able to scoop up all of the burnable
stuff
that flies through the air past you as you are walking around, that
it
would be enough energy to motivate you.
It probably also might be a lot of doo doo, thus the dew dew part
of
the title.