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A two phase solution. Phase 1 is to make West
Europe more hilly. As I observed, on my way to
experience Amsterdam's hospitality, was most of
west Europe is pancake - like.
Ergo, make lots of hills and mountains from
landfill/dredging so making a greater area to
traverse.
Now we get
to the clever bit. Secretly, under all
those shiny new mountains a conveyor belt of
gigantic size has been installed, with identical
mountains on it.
So, should the invaders really not take the hint, the
conveyor belt is activated and slowly, they get the
strangest sense of deja vue...
<Goes and sits by front door, waits for another
Nobel prize>
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He said he's run out of beer. |
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Seems most of us here are not understanding this. You care to
explain? Lately this is happening a lot, no? |
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It's all perfectly clear to me < approaches the
whiteboard> if we take for example a spherical
cow.. |
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has the Trump campaign been in touch yet? |
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Bit late, apparently officially the second
language in England is now Polish. I'm not
bothered but Polish food is a little
underwhelming, more Italians and Indian
people please. |
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Well, I think I get it...moving mountains! I might like it with
a bun. + |
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// Polish food is a little underwhelming // |
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True, but conversely Polish vodka and beer are both excellent. |
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A Brit complaining about another country's food is like Satan
complaining the room is too hot. |
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Hey! I like Polish sausage. I like it in Cajun rice. I think the only way you can stop invasions is build a giant time dilation field that moves all objects back to where they started. |
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Voice not so, Britain has the most exciting
food in
the world, for example the sausage roll,
contents 37% pork. |
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On long winter nights we
used to gather around the fireplace and try
and guess what's the other 63%. |
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// try and guess what's the other 63% // |
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That's a very dark place you don't want to go ... really, you don't. |
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//counter east to west European invasions//
Traditionally it happens the other way around. |
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It seemed the best fit, country:assembly and
this is assembling a country. Never seen a flat-
pack country, but you could sneak something
in near Lichtenstein and no one would notice. |
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On the other hand, this may have already
happened, and I mean hands up all those
people who have met someone from
Kyrgyzstan? See what I mean? |
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