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Det Thread
for precision butchery and other kitchen cutting tasks, I give you explosive butcher's twine. | |
That's really all there is to it, folks. Wikipedia states that the
toxicity
of PETN is relatively low, and it is even used in oral heart
medicines.
Self cutting Pizza
http://www.halfbake...f_20cutting_20Pizza
[xaviergisz, May 15 2011]
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Okay but only if "for kitchen cutting tasks" you mean I get
to make the seams of my womens' clothig line out of it. |
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I'm sure women would consider this to be a most horrific style
of butchery, so your proposed use of my product fits well within
the stated purpose. |
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In days of old, when knights were bold,
And contraception uninvented,
A thread was tied behind the head,
And pregnancies prevented. |
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What's not to like about this idea? [+]
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(Semi-baked, actually, but if we told you about it, we'd have to
kill you. Not that would be a problem, you understand.] |
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You mean Detcord? Pffft! I know all about Detcord, ya silly
HalfBorg. |
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Ah, but did you know that it's possible to spin a certain
specialised formulation of HE, without a coating like Cordtex,
like glass fibre, into a thin, flexible matting? And that by
laminating very thin mats of varying formulation amd fibre
diameter, very interesting directional detonation properties can
be conferred?
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Ooooh, we get to kill you now … |
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My Death Star ain't scared of no stinking cubical craft. |
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Ha! X-wings ? Hwe doan' need no steenking X-wings ! |
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No, you wouldn't. A Tie-Dye Fighter is much more up your alley. |
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Pah. We at the East Fenglia Institute for Advanced
Topology (Department of Tactical Cosmology) can
simply fold up the very spacetime through which
your Tie-Dye Fighters cruise, pop it in an envelope,
and mail it to wherever we choose. |
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SpaceTime Origami … you should post that.
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You've been putting that orange Melange Spice in your curry
again, haven't you? |
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It's the meds, [8th]. It's always the meds.
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Sadly, I dare not post it in full, since doing so would
require me to explain how it is done. Only myself,
Ricey Bob, and Hochschuldozent Künt know how it is
done, and we are sworn to the most secretory
secrecy. |
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(Besides which, Hochschuldozent Künt is currently
suffering from senile dimensia, and in no position to
divulge anything.) |
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