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Despicable Dyslexic Me

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An animated movie about a dyslexic supervillain called Gur who wants to take over the world.

He requires considerable assistance to do this. Unfortunately, due to his severe impairment, and his generic aversion to any sort of criticism - even of the constructive sort - he recruits a vast army of Minoans. Hilarity ensues.

—8th of 7, Sep 05 2016

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       //Hilarity ensues.// You mean she gets elected??
—MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 05 2016
   

       Greatest supperviolin of all time!   

       Redolent of the dyslexic sailor joke, on shore leave he gives a taxi driver 100 [insert local currency] to drive him to the best warehouse in town.
—not_morrison_rm, Sep 05 2016
   

       Never pick a fight with a dyslexic unless you're sure he's not carrying a gnu.
—MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 05 2016
   

       ^There is the "watch hippos rescue gnu from crocodile attack" video online, so the gnu may look a toughie, but only if there's hippos for backup.
—not_morrison_rm, Sep 05 2016
   


 

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