h a l f b a k e r yI CAN HAZ CROISSANTZ?
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So when people try and break your heart they will actually
be
destroying the decoy made out of holograms and inflated
bologna. That way you could give them a second
chance
without even getting hurt the first time!
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OK, so you place into a relationship a fake personality, so
that the real you can't get hurt. Is the body in the
relationship actually yours, or is that, in fact, a cybersex
avatar, or something? If it's yours, you'll need to swap out
not just the heart but the entire endocrine system. If it's
not, then ... the idea is to leave relationships to other
people? Or to evolve into a psychopath? |
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If your heart is, in fact, recently broken, [bob], then please
accept my condolences. But not a croissant. |
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A fake heart needs to be able to talk. "Your cheating heart will tell on you..." |
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My heart was broken years ago by a vicious beast. I
only hope to save the rest of you. |
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//My heart was broken years ago by a vicious beast.// |
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Could have turned out worse. Your heart might NOT have been broken by a vicious beast. Then you'd still be with a vicious beast. |
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If it's any solace, people without hearts don't get them broken. Better to have a heart eh? |
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Don't rush right by this one, there's an HB idea in itself. Expand on that nugget. |
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People don't always *try* to break your heart, it is you who
have let them break it by feeling your emotions, etc. If you
don't have any emotions - you can get a heart from the
Wizard of Oz... |
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If you are hard-hearted, does that mean your heart will be more susceptible to breakage than if you have a soft heart? |
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