h a l f b a k e r yIt's not a thing. It will be a thing.
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It would be so disappointing if the juicy secret was something you
already knew |
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//so disappointing if the juicy secret was something you
already knew// |
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Would it? Just say "oh I know that" and spend your remaining
minutes observing the quiet panic. |
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Also, what if you are already a civil servant with a high level security
clearance? |
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I think this would work well the other way around. On your
deathbed, with your beloved family gathered around you, just
whisper "I killed them all, you know. So much blood - so very
much blo..." |
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“Whatever you do, never dig up the patio...” |
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What if the secret is "Due to a mix-up in hospital when you were a newborn baby, you are in fact the rightful heir to the throne of <insert name of country> ... |
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Rather a bitter pill to swallow. |
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// with your beloved family gathered around you, // |
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At least that's not something you'll ever have to worry about, [MB]. From what we've had the misfortune to observe of your family, the nearest analogy would be a pack of hungry jackals following an injured zebra foal. |
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"Pop off" means to die right? I hope that means to die
and not something else. |
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// a pack of hungry jackals following an injured zebra foal//
Pshaw. Buchanans are never hungry. |
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It's an allegory ... you know what we mean, cold blooded, scaly skin, huge teeth, relative of crocodiles and cayman... |
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