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When I die I don't want to be in pain or in some hard hospital bed. So why not have your very own death bed. Your about to croak and you know it, so you set your self in your death bed. This bed has built in morphine to ease your pain, a plasma screen TV, phone to call relatives/friends , Bawls in case
you want to die awake, kick-ass computer with cable net connection so you can die gaming, Uber over stuffed mattress, and last all the food you could want in your very own fridge and oven.
Now would you want to die in that , or some lame ,stiff hospital bed watching Pocahontas?
[Nils] used to play Counter Strike (whatever that is) under this name ....
http://www.teamplay...ex.php/t-26045.html See entry on that page under the user name "Panic" [normzone, Nov 02 2017]
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May counterstrike forever rest in peace. |
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What if they're late delivering it? |
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And who pays for this? Because if you're rich you can do this at home right now. |
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Sounds good enough to make it your regular bed.Why wait until you are dying? |
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I think I would rather live in it than die. |
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Pocahontas is pretty cute. |
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[Nils the TMP ninja] is another user who created an account, then used it to create two ideas and anno on one other within a couple of days, and then lost interest. |
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There is one reference to the user name on a gaming forum (link). |
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What we need is a team of people to go out there, track down these absentee bakers, and drag them back. |
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Hmmm.... While I'm not sure I would be glad to see every laggard on the list, we could definitely use some action around here. |
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Perhaps your idea is an idea in itself, m'lord. Except that the implementation would probably constitute a " let's all " in method. |
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But I'll take it upon myself to look for opportunities to contact a few old bakers (not the elderly specifically, just those folks that left contact data on their page) and see if anything comes of it. |
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If you contact [Unabubba], we assure you we spare no time, effort or trouble in a holy quest to hunt you down and make sure that the brief remainder of your existance is a complete and utter misery ... |
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[norm], buddy, no need for "m'lord" here, where we're all friends. A simply "m'ludsh'p" is quite adequately sufficient as long as the staff aren't around. |
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Or you could just enjoy being the more accurate and
appropriate YourFartShip. |
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